Tomato problems

Once upon a time there was a frog, but he wasn’t an ordinary frog, he was a vampire frog. Every night he flew around searching for something to eat. He started running as fast as he could towards the nearest hardware store (he had some pretty unusual habits of eating), and found himself standing outside it in less than two seconds. Surprised he followed them into the woods. In the woods there were lots of vampires, and worst of all: werewolves. He felt the fear come upon him and his fangs grew out. As his opponent jumped at him,Wulf buried his fangs in the tomato. The tomato was screaming but he didn’t care, because the only thing he wanted to was to drink the little tomato’s “blood”. But suddenly a big cucumber jumped out of his pocket and started to sing. They all looked very surprised for a minute, but soon started to sing along. In no more than half an hour, the whole village sung too: “I’m totally the cutest vampire, and I’m trying to keep from biting everyone”. The vampires stood still. They couldn’t move their legs were out of function. They smelled the awful smell that they never have felt before, but they knew that they could not go in there.
By the end of the river, in a far distant, they could see a small ship anchored. The ship which was their rescue, but they asked themselves, “Why would we want to eat your tomato” the butter frog said, “the only thing we eat is flowers” The vampire frog looked down on the ground. He didn’t understand why people didn’t like to eat tomatoes. But suddenly he understood, it was because they where red! And from that day he never ate a red tomato again.