Once upon a time there were three different sorts of beings in the country. There were the evil slug Gregor, and the evil vampire frog and the handsome vampire guy. He was really awesome and twinkled in the direct sunlight. “That was just so cool! Because I mean, this thing about vampires killing humans and dying in direct sunlight, that’s just gibberish. Right?” Rut said. Gregor didn’t like to be talked to so he pretended that he didn’t hear Rut. But as soon as he turned his back on his victim, Rut flew across the room and hit him to the floor with a bottle of syrup. “Sweet” she said. If she meant the syrup or the sugar, she knew that no one liked cookies with blood in… But she had a lot of blood. She cut herself with a knife and collected the blood.
“This is True Blood!!!” she said to The Eternal Sorrow. “Why hast thou brought me here?” was the question, and The Eternal Sorrow answered with a laugh. And everyone started to stare. They had never before heard the Eternal sorrow laugh, and that made them scared. Suddenly everything stopped and the only thing possible to see in the dim light was the glowing eyes of her enemy. Suddenly, a cracking sound caught her attention, making her spin round in terror. It was war between the vampire frogs and the slug Gregor. They fought as hard as they could, but they did not know that one day, he would win and become father of everyone in the country. The vampire frogs ran into a lake, but they did not know that it was a lake poisoned with garlic. And the others, they fell into the garlic lake and they were eaten by the big salmon crocodile.
You should know one thing... This is a folding story.. It is not serious at all and we don't mean to hurt or make fun of anyone. It is fun though! :-)
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