It is like a nightmare full of fantasies

I am living in a nightmare. I am reading four books at the same time! It could not be happening. I can't handle this, I have to to something. Burn. Burn. Eh... No, I could not do such thing with a book. I have to read! Now!

This is all the books that has caught my attention at the same time:

Septimus Heap: Flyte by Angie Sage
Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone by "you-know-who"

Quidditch through the ages by Kennilworthy Whisp (/you-know-who)

The legend of Darren Shan: The vampire's assistant

The reason why I am reading all these books is that I read what I want to read at the time, and then it turn out this way. And another reason is that I go to the library when I am waiting for my bus after work, when they open ten. And everytime I have to borrow a book. Because I am a nerd, yes. And I like the fact that every book that I am reading at the moment are for children!

The Sun

Here I am sitting, having done three english tests the same day...

And it is spring, I do not like spring because of the sun, my worst enemy... I am shivering... It is not funny to lie in a coffin whole night because of the sun. No, I hate it, I want to blow it up and then I would welcome the darkness and become the Queen of Darkness which means the Queen of Everything, because everything would be dark. I love darkness, it is nearly as good as the taste of blood, no it is better, even better than swedish blood, (I tasted it yesterday)! The darkness makes me live, and I could throw away the uncomfortable coffin that I spend my time in the whole summer... Summer I HATE it.. All this light... the sun... the happiness! I could come up with loads of arguments why we should forbid the sun, it should not be allowed to exist.

The most informal post in the world

Hiya!

This is not a formal letter, even though this is a formal blog. I am not formal so this is really informal. Oh, no I wrote formal. I've to write more informal. Yeah, I'm the best vampire in the world, suckers! Oh, I mean... I'm the best sucker you are... breathers... BREATHERS!!! I'll kill you when I've finished my informal post. whihihi, more informal... yeahh.. even more informal. But I loooove french blood, that's the beeest blood in the world, I think. I haven't tasted swedish blood yet. Note: I started a sentence with "but" it's informal, I'm starting to get really informal now! Yeah, short sentences. I like blood. I hate everything in the world. Exept for blood.

Yeah, I am the informal master of informal language!

Well... Se you...

Bye...!

Ms. Bracula.

A story without an ending

I have finished The Neverending Story... Or have I? Is it possible to finish a neverending story or will it go on forever? I think it will go on forever. I hope. If it ends, the neverending would end and that means that the ending itself would end. The end would not exist anymore.. Where is the beginning, it has ended, and after the ending: The Nothing.

Hehe... It's kinda funny... I have finished a neverending story but not Betrayed and that is an ending story... weird. Or betrayed sucked (blood).
Well, I love the neverending story, I think it was much better than... other books.

Goodnight... A fly likes my computer. I have to kill it*.












*my computer

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Confession of a (hopefully) brainwashed previous twilighter

Okay, here is my confession… I’m not proud…

“No, this is not good! I have to order the book tomorrow! I NEED TO KNOOOOW!

I finished Twilight today and I saw the movie tonight! :D The book was really good and the movie was really good as well! Everyone has to read the book and watch the movie! xD

I'm a Twilight-fan, I think.”

This was unfortunately me a year ago… I cannot say that I am proud of myself… From now on: Do not listen to what I am saying… ever again.. Because someone may have brainwashed me (again), because that must be the case, or what else could it be? Either that or the Imperius curse... someone who feels guilty?

I hope I was either brainwashed or under the Imperius curse, because otherwise… I do not know how I could ever forgive myself for anything I said/wrote about Twilight a year ago. However, I am glad that I finally woke up. Now I do understand the real thing of Twilight… It is NOT nearly as good as I suggested…

But do not take me wrong! I still think the books are okay, they are just not as good as a "the-best-book-in-the-world book". If you understand. ;-)

Voldemort, on the other hand, is a rather interesting character.

The same thing with Bellatrix Lestrange, she is interesting... (I HATE HER!)

Good night!
From a (probably) brainwashed/"imperiused"
Miss T. Vamposaur.

Get the picture?

Made this just for fun. And I hope it is.

Enjoy!

Funny Twilight comic - Wuthering Heights
(A tip: Click it. Unless you have an exceptional eyesight and an unbelievably good screen resolution, that is.)

Miss B.A. Vamposaur